Glow in the Dark Poop – Funny Gag Gift & Reusable Glow Stick Toy
💩 Meet the Glow in the Dark Poop: The Reusable Glow Stick You Didn’t Know You Needed
It’s about time you gave a crap. Literally.
This hilariously bright, non-toxic, rechargeable glow poop is the ultimate gift for kids, adults, coworkers, campers, pranksters, and anyone who appreciates top-tier nonsense.
Handmade by our small, family-owned business in North Carolina, this little glowing turd has one job: make people laugh while still being oddly useful.
💡 How It Works
This glow in the dark poop charges in just seconds under any bright light — flashlight, phone light, lamp, sunlight, or UV light.
- Strong glow for 15–20 minutes after a quick charge
- Slow fade that remains visible for hours once your eyes adjust
No batteries. No bulbs. No liquids. Just a reusable glow stick shaped like poop that you can recharge endlessly.
🎉 Why It’s the Perfect Gift
🎄 Stocking Stuffer MVP
Kids, teens, and adults all crack up when they open it. It’s the gag gift that somehow becomes their new favorite night light.
🏢 White Elephant & Dirty Santa Winner
Under $20. Over 20 laughs. It will be the most-stolen gift at the office party.
😂 Prank Gift Champion
Leave it on a counter, in a bathroom, or on a nightstand. Turn off the lights. Watch the confusion.
🧑💻 Office Desk Hero
A goofy desk accessory that works as a mini glow lamp. Great for coworkers, bosses, and that one colleague who claims they “don’t like fun.”
🌙 Night Light Upgrade
A soft, comforting green glow that helps you see without blinding you.
🔦 Backup Light for Power Outages
When the power goes out, this rechargeable glow poop actually helps you navigate the dark.
🏕️ Camping & Outdoor Fun
Packs small, glows bright, and looks hilariously out of place by the campfire — in the best way.
🌱 Safe, Durable & Handmade
- Non-toxic & safe resin
- Durable 3+ oz design — solid, heavy, and tough
- Waterproof for indoor & outdoor fun
- Handmade in North Carolina by our family business
Because each one is handmade, small air bubbles or slight variations may appear. These do not affect performance — they just prove a real human made your glowing poop on purpose.
📏 Specifications
- Height: 2 in.
- Width: 2 3/4 in.
- Weight: Over 3 oz
- Charges with: Any bright light in seconds
- Glow time: 15–20 minutes bright, then hours of soft glow
🔍 Great For
- Funny gag gifts
- Kids & teen novelty gifts
- Stocking stuffers
- White Elephant & Dirty Santa parties
- Office gifts & desk toys
- Reusable glow stick fans
- Night lights for kids & adults
- Camping lights & emergency lighting
Glow in the Dark Poop: the only crap people actually want to receive.