Bigfoot Farts in a Jar – Funny Gag Gift, Camping or White Elephant Gift, Glow Keychain, Handmade in USA
🐾 Bigfoot Farts in a Jar
Funny Camping Gift • Sasquatch Lover Gift • White Elephant Champion • Glow Keychain Included • Handmade in USA
Think Bigfoot is mysterious? Try bottling what he leaves behind. This jar allegedly contains a freshly captured Bigfoot fart — lovingly collected at dawn in the misty Blue Ridge Mountains of North Carolina, sealed for freshness, and shipped straight to your door with a rechargeable glow-in-the-dark keychain. Why? Because America is wild, North Carolina is magical, and someone had to do it.
Who buys this?
- Bigfoot believers & cryptid collectors
- Campers, hikers, hunters & “I swear I saw him” storytellers
- Gag gifts for men (boyfriends, husbands, dads, outdoorsy friends)
- White Elephant & Secret Santa chaos coordinators
- Office prank legends, cabin hosts, national park fanatics
What’s included
- 1 Bigfoot Fart Jar (white plastic jar with official label)
- Scent: like your nostrils got high-fived by nature (earthy, woodsy, lightly feral)
- Glow keychain — no batteries; recharges with any light (sunlight, flashlight, lantern)
- Gift-ready bag — blue/green forest shimmer
- Handmade in the USA (the product, not the fart)
Why it wins every party
- Guaranteed White Elephant hit — expect trades, bribery & dramatic gasps
- Perfect camping gift — fun at the fire without attracting real bears
- Office-safe but dangerously funny
- Reusable glow keychain — charge with any light; never expires
- No liquids, no leaks, no mess — just sniffable legend in a jar
Choose your chaos
- 🦶 Bigfoot Farts — nature’s nostril high-five
- 🦄 Unicorn Farts — cotton candy magic (also available)
- 💨 Combo Pack — one of each (double the gas, double the glory)
Simple specs
- Jar size: ~2.25 in tall × 2.38 in wide
- Scent: foresty, piney, lightly mythical
- Glow keychain: ~2 in × 0.75 in; recharges with any light
- Packaging: blue/green gift bag (arrives ready to give)
Helpful notes
- Jar does not actually smoke or fog (that’s just good marketing)
- Not edible. Please don’t taste the farts.
- Keep lid closed when not sniffing to preserve optimal Sasquatch strength
Prefer sparkles over spruce? Check out Magical Unicorn Farts — cotton candy scented chaos with the same glow keychain and gift-ready packaging.