Glow in the Dark Poop – Funny Gag Gift & Reusable Glow Stick Toy

💩 Meet the Glow in the Dark Poop: The Reusable Glow Stick You Didn’t Know You Needed

It’s about time you gave a crap. Literally.

This hilariously bright, non-toxic, rechargeable glow poop is the ultimate gift for kids, adults, coworkers, campers, pranksters, and anyone who appreciates top-tier nonsense.

Handmade by our small, family-owned business in North Carolina, this little glowing turd has one job: make people laugh while still being oddly useful.

💡 How It Works

This glow in the dark poop charges in just seconds under any bright light — flashlight, phone light, lamp, sunlight, or UV light.

• Strong glow for 15–20 minutes after a quick charge
• Slow fade that remains visible for hours once your eyes adjust

No batteries. No bulbs. No liquids. Just a reusable glow stick shaped like poop that you can recharge endlessly.

🎉 Why It’s the Perfect Gift

🎄 Stocking Stuffer MVP

Kids, teens, and adults all crack up when they open it. It’s the gag gift that somehow becomes their new favorite night light.

🏢 White Elephant & Dirty Santa Winner

Under $20. Over 20 laughs. It will be the most-stolen gift at the office party.

😂 Prank Gift Champion

Leave it on a counter, in a bathroom, or on a nightstand. Turn off the lights. Watch the confusion.

🧑💻 Office Desk Hero

A goofy desk accessory that works as a mini glow lamp. Great for coworkers, bosses, and that one colleague who claims they “don’t like fun.”

🌙 Night Light Upgrade

A soft, comforting green glow that helps you see without blinding you.

🔦 Backup Light for Power Outages

When the power goes out, this rechargeable glow poop actually helps you navigate the dark.

🏕️ Camping & Outdoor Fun

Packs small, glows bright, and looks hilariously out of place by the campfire — in the best way.

🌱 Safe, Durable & Handmade

• Non-toxic & safe resin
• Durable 3+ oz design — solid, heavy, and tough
• Waterproof for indoor & outdoor fun
• Handmade in North Carolina by our family business

Because each one is handmade, small air bubbles or slight variations may appear. These do not affect performance — they just prove a real human made your glowing poop on purpose.

📏 Specifications

• Height: 2 in.
• Width: 2 3/4 in.
• Weight: Over 3 oz
• Charges with: Any bright light in seconds
• Glow time: 15–20 minutes bright, then hours of soft glow

🔍 Great For

• Funny gag gifts
• Kids & teen novelty gifts
• Stocking stuffers
• White Elephant & Dirty Santa parties
• Office gifts & desk toys
• Reusable glow stick fans
• Night lights for kids & adults
• Camping lights & emergency lighting

Glow in the Dark Poop: the only crap people actually want to receive.