Magical Unicorn Farts in a Jar – Funny Gag Gift, Stocking Stuffer & Glow Keychain | Made in USA
🦄 Magical Unicorn Farts in a Jar
Funny White Elephant Gift • Office Secret Santa • Stocking Stuffer • Glow Keychain Included • Handmade in USA
Looking for the funniest gift on the internet? You found it. This jar is allegedly filled with real Unicorn Farts—delicately harvested at dawn, sealed for freshness, and delivered gift-ready with a rechargeable glow-in-the-dark keychain (because of course magical flatulence should glow).
Who buys this?
- White Elephant & Secret Santa champs who play to win
- Office gag gift legends (HR-safe, boss-approved… if they have a pulse)
- Stocking stuffers for kids, teens, and adults who love ridiculous joy
- Unicorn lovers • Campers • Prank pros • Best friends
What’s included
- 1 Unicorn Fart Jar (white plastic jar with official label)
- Cotton candy scent—sweet, nostalgic, 100% magical
- Glow keychain—no batteries; recharges with any light (sunlight, flashlight, lamp)
- Gift-ready bag—no wrapping required
- Handmade in the USA (the product… not the fart)
Choose your chaos
- 🦄 Unicorn Farts — cotton candy scented magic
- 🦶 Bigfoot Farts — smells like Mother Nature high-fiving your nostrils
- 💨 Combo Pack — one of each (double the gas, double the glory)
Why it wins every party
- Guaranteed White Elephant hit—expect trades, bribes, and dramatic gasps
- Office & Secret Santa ready—coworker safe, laugh approved
- Reusable glow keychain—charge with any light; never expires
- No liquids, no leaks, no mess—just reusable, sniffable, mythical joy
Specs
- Jar size: ~2.25 in tall × 2.38 in wide
- Scent: cotton candy (sweet & fun)
- Glow keychain: ~2 in × 0.75 in; recharges with any light
- Packaging: pink gift bag (arrives ready to give)
Helpful notes
- Jar does not actually smoke or fog (that’s just good marketing)
- Not edible. Please don’t taste the farts.
- Keep lid closed when not sniffing to preserve peak mythical potency
Prefer the Bigfoot version? Choose Bigfoot Farts from the options above—earthy, woodsy, lightly feral in the best way. Same glow keychain. Same chaos. More moss.